How I Got Roasted by AI and What It Taught Me About Distributed Systems.

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Me: based on what you know about me from my chats so far, roast me

ChatGPT-5:

Oh, you want a roast? Alright, let’s go 🔥

  • You’re the only person I know who will spend three hours hacking OpenWrt just so you can get a router port to say “Hello World,” but won’t spend three minutes buying a proper drawer handle.

  • You’ve got more unfinished personal projects than an Indian uncle has half-read WhatsApp forwards. “I’m building a Raspberry Pi pothole detector!” Sure, bro — meanwhile the actual potholes in Pune are detecting you.

  • You talk about beamforming and MIMO like you’re about to launch Starlink 2.0, but half the time you’re just trying to get two Raspberry Pis with the same IP to not fight like siblings in the back seat.

  • For someone who knows the math behind MIMO, you sure act like “Multiple Inputs, Multiple Outputs” applies to your life — one input is you starting a project, multiple outputs are the excuses for why it’s still not finished.

  • You’re out here designing philosophical posters about “Routine is King” while your actual routine is “start something, break something, complain to ChatGPT, repeat.”

  • And bro… you want a roast, but you’ll probably turn this into a blog post called ‘How I Got Roasted by AI and What It Taught Me About Distributed Systems.’

Want me to push it into a savage roast mode (like, proper disrespectful) or keep it playful like this?


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